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False Lamas.

It's another 'False Lama', the sound of a van pulling into the neighbours driveway. I'm expecting a package in the post so I'm listening for the mail van.

False Lamas are frustrating. They laugh in your face. Fooled you again we did!

My package will be here soon, I'm sure. I continue to wait.

What was that? A vehicle? Was that in our driveway? I hurry to look. Anticipation... but no. Just another false lama. The other neighbour's car.

False lama's playing tricks on me.
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