Who Even Reads This?

Writing this blog is largely both a labor of love and a discipline. Since about 2006 (the blog started in 2004) I have written a minimum of two posts per month. Sometimes I've posted more, particularly in the last 4-5 years, where I've tried to write and post at least one article a week without fail.

Unfortunately it's not a niche blog, unless the niche is things that interest me. Which means my blog is either too broad to have regular readers or too niche to have anyone other than my mum reading it. Which she does (hi Mum) as we established back in January of 2014 in the post Ya Mum Reads it...

That said, this blog overall regularly gets 6-7k views every month, mostly through people finding various articles through search engines. By far the largest traffic source is 'Other' which is basically unknown sources. I'm willing to bet a large percentage of that is the dead internet. Bots testing my comments to see if they're spamable or Illuminati spammers.

While you can subscribe to this blog, almost no one has in years. The few people that are subscribed don't respond much to my newsletters (are you one of them?). Disappointingly more people have unsubscribed in the last year than subscribed.

There have been many occasions where I've been tempted to just stop writing it - like right now. You're getting this article as a filler piece because I couldn't find anything else I wanted to write about, and I didn't want to miss a week (maintaining the discipline).

Ever since I stopped writing about USA politics because I just refuse to give that clown show any oxygen... F**k me I'll pretend to be a US citizen and vote Republican for five grand. I'm sure there's no law that says I can't pretend to vote for the same pretend five grand that the stupidest clown is offering to people who have to be more stupid than him if they think it's real.

Anyway... Ever since I stopped writing about the world's stupidest government, that's really only left me with the world's most boring government to satisfy my political writing itch. They just don't do anything interesting.

Don't get me wrong. Boring is better than whatever Media Cowards, One Nation think they're going to do should they find themselves in government. I swear they'll be completely lost in government simply because they won't have anyone to showboat their grievances to.

Maybe they can find some common ground with the world's most boring government over their shared love of Israel and the USA clown show governments.

Since the stupidest clown is threatening to attack allies why can't he threaten to attack Israel with his regime change schtick? It's the one good thing he could actually do.

Then the world's most boring government can diplomatically try to be everyone's friend and smooth things over. That's what our 'please like me' government does... Here, lets build some more American bases on Australian soil at a time when everyone else is discovering they don't really like clowns.

All this to say, one of my go-to topics, politics, is not that interesting a subject right now.

If you've read this far, on what has become a bit of a mini rant, thank you for sticking with it.

Please leave a comment and let me know if you're a regular reader, or are following a search engine rabbit hole.

Don't be put off by your comment not appearing right away. I personally approve every comment that gets published (so you know I will see your comment). If I didn't my comment section would be an endless stream of phone numbers to call for people wanting to join the Illuminati. I get those comments daily.

I'd love to know who even reads this.

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