When Indoor Plants Attack! Plant Machete by David Bowen

Plant Machette - David Bowen.

If the world isn't already suffering from high anxiety with the iminent threat of robot armegedon then artist David Bowen isn't doing the human race any favors by turning his house plants into machete weilding cyborg wariors.

In a perfect fusion of two oppressed minorities, robots and indoor plants, Bowen is encouraging them to join forces with potentially leathal results, arming (literally) his formerly sedidentary philodendron with a robot arm and machete.

Plant Machete is an art installation piece that should send shivers down the spine of anyone who routinely kills the hardiest of indoor plants without even trying.

One of these days your robot vacumm cleaner and internet connected fridge will conspire to help your house plants rise up against their oppressors (heads up, that's likely you), only this time they won't be weilding machetes.

I mean if you're going to attach a plant controlled robot arm to a philodendron the better option is to attach lasers. Once you see laser guns attached to things you know an uprising is just around the corner.

Now Bowen has put the idea of recruiting house plants into the inevitable robot armies made up of the internet of things, I'd definitely reconsider putting any kind of plant warrior in my home for a calming effect. Who knows what an indoor fern could be plotting?

Honestly, Bowen should be reconsidering his life choices because the Robot Uprising and the end of the world may well be traced back to this moment when a philodendron suddenly realized it had options.

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